I’ve watched this at least 200 times
When you hit the blunt before you go on the air…
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
when someone u know irl follows u
I am awake but at what price