Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
I can’t cope with this
trying to comfort a friend
if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy
my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
reblog for easter
'Hmm, that's a nice movie, lets set it in a different time period and place though so that we can get away with only casting hot skinny white people and making the women weak characters'